I'm drive I can fine osifer
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
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I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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