Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
My dad just said "fuck circus"
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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