Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
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I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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