i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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