Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
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stop calling my apartment porn island.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
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he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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