His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
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We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
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Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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