He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
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You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
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It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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