I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
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You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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