Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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