yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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