dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
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using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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