he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Randomize