i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
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230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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