I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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