you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
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I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
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Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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