You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
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my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
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Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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