jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
and you fell through a lawn chair
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Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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