She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
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There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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