we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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