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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
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she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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