I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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