How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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