this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
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I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
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He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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