This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
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Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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