I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
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The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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