i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
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Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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