have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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