I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
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We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
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Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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