there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
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wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
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Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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