Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
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He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
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I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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