both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
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She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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