I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
We left the knife in your bed.
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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