Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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