Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
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new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
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I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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