a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
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Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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