why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
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I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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