Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
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