I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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