a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
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a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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