He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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