Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
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The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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