Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
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Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
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