Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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