I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
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Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
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I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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