Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
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why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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