I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
nutella sex= disaster
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
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He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
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My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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