I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
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You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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