woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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