Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
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He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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