I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
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Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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